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qwq

The most naughtiest qwq that you have never ever seen before.

  1. // ==UserScript==
  2. // @name        qwq
  3. // @namespace   https://github.com/ppzvpp
  4. // @description The most naughtiest qwq that you have never ever seen before.
  5. // @include     *://twitter.com/*
  6. // @include     *://weibo.com/*
  7. // @include     *://*.weibo.com/*
  8. // @version     1
  9. // @grant       none
  10. // @run-at      document-idle
  11. // @icon        https://github.com/ppzvpp/Userscript-qwq/raw/master/icon.png
  12. // ==/UserScript==
  13.  
  14.  
  15. /**
  16.  * Created by makito on 2017/9/5. https://github.com/SumiMakito/Chrome-qwq
  17.  * Version https://github.com/SumiMakito/Chrome-qwq/commit/12f38bec1e37f27991533258fcce73247d31ee55
  18.  * Ported to userscript by ppzvpp on 2017/10/17. https://github.com/ppzvpp/Userscript-qwq
  19.  * Tested with Greasemonkey on Firefox
  20.  */
  21.  
  22. var QWQ = "<span> qwq</span>";
  23. var scheduled = false;
  24. var currentSite = -1;
  25. var TWITTER = 0;
  26. var WEIBO = 1;
  27. var initRetries = 0;
  28.  
  29. if (/(^.*\.weibo\.com$|^weibo\.com$)/g.exec(window.location.host) !== null) {
  30.     currentSite = WEIBO;
  31. } else if (/(^twitter\.com$)/g.exec(window.location.host) !== null) {
  32.     currentSite = TWITTER;
  33. }
  34.  
  35. function qwqize() {
  36.     if (currentSite === TWITTER) {
  37.         var elements_tweet_text = document.getElementsByClassName("tweet-text");
  38.         for (var i = 0; i < elements_tweet_text.length; i++) {
  39.             var el = elements_tweet_text[i];
  40.             if (el.getAttribute("qwq") === "true" ||
  41.                 el.innerHTML.endsWith(QWQ)) {
  42.                 continue;
  43.             }
  44.             el.innerHTML += QWQ;
  45.             el.setAttribute("qwq", "true");
  46.         }
  47.         scheduled = false;
  48.     }
  49.     else if (currentSite === WEIBO) {
  50.         var elements = document.getElementsByClassName("WB_text");
  51.         for (var i = 0; i < elements.length; i++) {
  52.             var el = elements[i];
  53.             if (el.getAttribute("qwq") === "true") continue;
  54.             if (el.getAttribute("node-type") === "feed_list_content") {
  55.                 if (el.innerHTML.endsWith(QWQ)) {
  56.                     continue;
  57.                 }
  58.                 el.innerHTML = el.innerHTML.replace(/([^q][^w][^q])(\/\/<a)/g, "$1qwq//<a"); // literally insert a qwq if the string doesn't end with qwq
  59.                 el.innerHTML = el.innerHTML.replace(/([a-zA-z])(qwq\/\/<a)/g, "$1&nbsp;$2"); // avoid qwq being connected with alphabetic string
  60.                 el.innerHTML += QWQ;
  61.                 el.setAttribute("qwq", "true");
  62.             } else if (el.getAttribute("node-type") === "feed_list_reason") {
  63.                 el.innerHTML += QWQ;
  64.                 el.setAttribute("qwq", "true");
  65.             }
  66.         }
  67.         var buttons = document.getElementsByClassName("W_btn_a");
  68.         for (var i = 0; i < buttons.length; i++) {
  69.             var el = buttons[i];
  70.             if (el.getAttribute("qwq") === "true") continue;
  71.             if (el.getAttribute("node-type") === "submit") {
  72.                 if (el.innerHTML.endsWith(QWQ)) {
  73.                     continue;
  74.                 }
  75.                 el.innerText = "卖萌";
  76.                 el.setAttribute("qwq", "true");
  77.             }
  78.         }
  79.         var pf_intro = document.getElementsByClassName("pf_intro");
  80.         if (pf_intro !== null && pf_intro.length >= 1) {
  81.             var intro = pf_intro[0];
  82.             if (intro.getAttribute("qwq") !== "true"){
  83.                 intro.innerHTML += "<br>賣萌博主";
  84.                 intro.setAttribute("qwq", "true");
  85.             }
  86.         }
  87.         scheduled = false;
  88.     }
  89. }
  90.  
  91. function schedule() {
  92.     if (scheduled) return;
  93.     scheduled = true;
  94.     setTimeout(qwqize, 2000);
  95. }
  96.  
  97. function init() {
  98.     var done = false;
  99.     if (currentSite === TWITTER) {
  100.         var stream = document.getElementsByClassName("stream");
  101.         if (stream !== null && stream.length >= 1) {
  102.             document.getElementsByClassName("stream")[0].addEventListener("DOMNodeInserted", schedule, false);
  103.             document.getElementById("global-new-tweet-button").innerHTML = '<span class="text">卖萌</span>';
  104.             done = true;
  105.         }
  106.     }
  107.     else if (currentSite === WEIBO) {
  108.         var homefeed = document.getElementById("v6_pl_content_homefeed");
  109.         var profilefeed = document.getElementById("Pl_Official_MyProfileFeed__22");
  110.         if (homefeed !== null) {
  111.             homefeed.addEventListener("DOMNodeInserted", schedule, false);
  112.             done = true;
  113.         } else if (profilefeed !== null) {
  114.             profilefeed.addEventListener("DOMNodeInserted", schedule, false);
  115.             done = true;
  116.         }
  117.         document.body.addEventListener("DOMNodeInserted", schedule, false);
  118.     }
  119.     if (!done) {
  120.         if (initRetries++ < 10) {
  121.             setTimeout(init, 1000);
  122.         }
  123.     } else {
  124.         qwqize();
  125.     }
  126. }
  127.  
  128. init();