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ACS Website Patch

Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM.

Hoe installeer ik dit?

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een extensie nodig, zoals Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey of Violentmonkey.

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een extensie nodig, zoals {tampermonkey_link:Tampermonkey}.

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een extensie nodig, zoals Tampermonkey of Violentmonkey.

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een extensie nodig, zoals Tampermonkey of Userscripts.

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een extensie nodig, zoals {tampermonkey_link:Tampermonkey}.

Voor het installeren van scripts heb je een gebruikersscriptbeheerder nodig.

(Ik heb al een user script manager, laat me het downloaden!)

Hoe installeer ik dit?

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een extensie nodig, zoals {stylus_link:Stylus}.

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een extensie nodig, zoals {stylus_link:Stylus}.

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een extensie nodig, zoals {stylus_link:Stylus}.

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een gebruikersstijlbeheerder nodig.

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een gebruikersstijlbeheerder nodig.

Voor het installeren van gebruikersstijlen heb je een gebruikersstijlbeheerder nodig.

(Ik heb al een beheerder - laat me doorgaan met de installatie!) 

// ==UserScript==
// @name         ACS Website Patch
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @namespace    http://greatest.deepsurf.us
// @version      1.0.2
// @description  Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM.
// @author       Colin Reid
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/announcements
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/home
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/athletics
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/school-calendar
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/history
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/math
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/physical-education
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/science
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/electives
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english-language-learners
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/library
// @match        http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/special-education
// @match        http://www.campbell.k12.va.us/parents-students/food-services
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boys", "g"), "Boyeez");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Girls", "g"), "Gurlz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("boys", "g"), "boyeez");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("girls", "g"), "gurlz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("English", "g"), "Englizzle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("History", "g"), "Old Shizzle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Science", "g"), "Scientizzle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Athletics", "g"), "Sport Stuff");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Foreign Language", "g"), "Otha Speak");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Math", "g"), "Numbah Stuff");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cafeteria", "g"), "Y'all Eat Herre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Physical Education", "g"), "Shizzle fo' Gym Rats");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Campbell County Schools", "g"), "Schools in da Hood");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Track and Field", "g"), "Circle Runnin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Home", "g"), "Hood");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Parent Portal", "g"), "Perrnt Purtl");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" The ", "g"), " Tha ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("will be", "g"), "be");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("there", "g"), "derre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Thare", "g"), "Derre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("thare", "g"), "derre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("meeting", "g"), "meet n' street");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("room", "g"), "hizzouse");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Colonel", "g"), "Kurrnul");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" new ", "g"), " fresh ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("have a ride", "g"), "git yo ride");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("profits", "g"), "Dolla Dolla Bills");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("travel", "g"), "hustle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("upstairs", "g"), "upsturrz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("positive", "g"), "positizzle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("collecting", "g"), "takin");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("donate", "g"), "cough up");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("athletes", "g"), "gym rats");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" All ", "g"), " All them ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" with ", "g"), " wit ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("John Grzenda", "g"), "Da Main Man");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" for ", "g"), " fo' ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" and ", "g"), " n' ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" the ", "g"), " tha ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" to ", "g"), " ta ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" is ", "g"), " be ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" must ", "g"), " gotta ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" are ", "g"), " be ");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boehler", "g"), "Balla");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cross Country", "g"), "Runnin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Varsity", "g"), "Big Time");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("JV", "g"), "Small Time");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Golf", "g"), "Ball Wackin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Baseball", "g"), "Movin' Ball Wackin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Softball", "g"), "Big Movin' Ball Wackin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Basketball", "g"), "Streetballz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("B-Team", "g"), "Smalla Time");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cheer-leading", "g"), "Screamin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Volleyball", "g"), "Ball Smackin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Football", "g"), "Ball Throwin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Soccer", "g"), "Ball Kickin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Marching Band", "g"), "Noise Makin'");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Library", "g"), "Liberry");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Education", "g"), "School fo' Special Kidz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Elective Courses", "g"), "Stuff You Like");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Departments", "g"), "Departmuntzz");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Areas", "g"), "Extra Shizzle");
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("School Calendar", "g"), "Imperrtant Dayz");

// ==End==