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您需要先安装一个扩展,例如 篡改猴 或 暴力猴,之后才能安装此脚本。
您需要先安装一个扩展,例如 篡改猴 或 暴力猴,之后才能安装此脚本。
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Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM.
// ==UserScript== // @name ACS Website Patch // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/ // @namespace http://greatest.deepsurf.us // @version 1.0.2 // @description Attempts to fix EVERY. LAST. PROBLEM. // @author Colin Reid // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/ // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/announcements // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/home // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/athletics // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/school-calendar // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/foreign-language // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/history // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/math // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/physical-education // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/science // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/electives // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/english-language-learners // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/library // @match http://acs.campbell.k12.va.us/special-education // @match http://www.campbell.k12.va.us/parents-students/food-services // @grant none // ==/UserScript== document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boys", "g"), "Boyeez"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Girls", "g"), "Gurlz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("boys", "g"), "boyeez"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("girls", "g"), "gurlz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("English", "g"), "Englizzle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("History", "g"), "Old Shizzle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Science", "g"), "Scientizzle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Athletics", "g"), "Sport Stuff"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Foreign Language", "g"), "Otha Speak"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Math", "g"), "Numbah Stuff"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cafeteria", "g"), "Y'all Eat Herre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Physical Education", "g"), "Shizzle fo' Gym Rats"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Campbell County Schools", "g"), "Schools in da Hood"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Track and Field", "g"), "Circle Runnin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Home", "g"), "Hood"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Parent Portal", "g"), "Perrnt Purtl"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" The ", "g"), " Tha "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("will be", "g"), "be"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("there", "g"), "derre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Thare", "g"), "Derre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("thare", "g"), "derre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("meeting", "g"), "meet n' street"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("room", "g"), "hizzouse"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Colonel", "g"), "Kurrnul"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" new ", "g"), " fresh "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("have a ride", "g"), "git yo ride"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("profits", "g"), "Dolla Dolla Bills"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("travel", "g"), "hustle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("upstairs", "g"), "upsturrz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("positive", "g"), "positizzle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("collecting", "g"), "takin"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("donate", "g"), "cough up"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("athletes", "g"), "gym rats"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" All ", "g"), " All them "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" with ", "g"), " wit "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("John Grzenda", "g"), "Da Main Man"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" for ", "g"), " fo' "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" and ", "g"), " n' "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" the ", "g"), " tha "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" to ", "g"), " ta "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" is ", "g"), " be "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" must ", "g"), " gotta "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp(" are ", "g"), " be "); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("There", "g"), "Derre"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Boehler", "g"), "Balla"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cross Country", "g"), "Runnin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Varsity", "g"), "Big Time"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("JV", "g"), "Small Time"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Golf", "g"), "Ball Wackin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Baseball", "g"), "Movin' Ball Wackin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Softball", "g"), "Big Movin' Ball Wackin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Basketball", "g"), "Streetballz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("B-Team", "g"), "Smalla Time"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Cheer-leading", "g"), "Screamin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Volleyball", "g"), "Ball Smackin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Football", "g"), "Ball Throwin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Soccer", "g"), "Ball Kickin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Marching Band", "g"), "Noise Makin'"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Library", "g"), "Liberry"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Education", "g"), "School fo' Special Kidz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Elective Courses", "g"), "Stuff You Like"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Departments", "g"), "Departmuntzz"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("Special Areas", "g"), "Extra Shizzle"); document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(new RegExp("School Calendar", "g"), "Imperrtant Dayz"); // ==End==